All characters in this Monopoly addon are fictional and satirical. They are designed for entertainment purposes only and are not intended to target, mock, or offend any individual, group, or community. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
This game contains humorous exaggerations and stereotypes meant to spark laughter and strategy — not judgment or harm. Please play in good spirit and respect all players.
All character profile images are AI-generated and do not represent real individuals.
Faizal wakes up every morning at 5:30am sharp — not for work, but for his "sunrise sufferfest" 10km run along East Coast Park. He swears by Hoka shoes, compression tights, and drinking protein shakes out of old bubble tea cups. Though he claims it's all about discipline and health, his pace mysteriously spikes whenever there's a fit girl ahead — only to conveniently slow back down once he is slightly behind them. His running playlist includes Eye of the Tiger, EDM remixes, and motivational speeches by The Rock. He doesn’t believe in rest days (“rest is for the weak”), and his idea of romance is pacing someone on their 5K PB attempt. When not running, he’s comparing Garmin stats, flexing his VO₂ max, or lecturing strangers about carbs.
Traits:
Runner's high – If he is exactly 5 squares behind a female character, he moves 4 square forward. Hmmm... What a view.
Garmin Grind – If he lands on the same tile twice in a row, he gets $50 for “consistency.”
Too much Pre-Workout – 3 times per game, before rolling, player stands up and shout “Let’s gooo!” - roll two extra dice.
Georgia's life is curated like her Instagram feed — flawless, filtered, and full of flexes. She’s always “on holiday,” but somehow never breaks her bank. With over 20M followers, her daily routine involves picking the perfect bikini to show her curves, sipping iced matcha for the aesthetic, and rejecting DMs from “desperate incels” (aka 99% of her inbox). Though she only dates guys who look like K-pop idols or Marvel leads, she claims “personality matters most” — as long as that personality drives a Lambo. Despite being a self-made millionaire (through mysterious “investments”), she’s the queen of splitting bills down to the last cent. Georgia only rolls with her girl gang — a clique of high-maintenance, high-drama hotties — and lives by the motto: “I’m not rude, I just have standards.”
Traits:
Stingy – Pay 88% rent when lands on other's property but collects 111% when other lands on her's.
Attractive – Once per game, before rolling, player stands up to shout “I'm beautiful” and every male character pays $50 per property own
High Maintenance – Must pay +5 % for all upgrades (houses/hotels)
Steven swears he's on a fitness journey — one that begins “next Monday.” A proud homebody, his daily steps peak when he walks from his bed to the fridge and back. He owns three fitness apps, ten unused dumbbells, and a yoga mat that’s never seen a single pose. Despite claiming “walking is a form of cardio,” he only willingly walks if there’s food involved — like a 500m pilgrimage to the nearest mala stall. Every holiday ends with him vowing to lose his belly… only to reward himself with bubble tea for “starting strong.” His idea of investing is buying snacks in bulk, and his version of Monopoly strategy is camping at home and collecting rent. He may not move much, but his cravings know no bounds.
Traits:
Stationary – Pays 10% less for properties next to owned properties.
Unfit – Moves 1 less square every turn. Except for the first 5 rolls.
Comfort Zone – Once per game, before rolling, player stands up to shout “Relax ah bro!” and stay stationary for 5 turns and collect double the rent while stationary
Standing at just 1.5m tall but commanding the room like she owns the building, Cheryl is the ultimate fusion of ambition, faith, and fire. She’s a woke feminist who reads The Financial Times in the morning and the Bible at night. Sundays are for church, but weekdays? For boardrooms and verbal takedowns. She believes in equal rights, ethical capitalism, and the power of a sharp winged eyeliner but does not want to serve NS. Cheryl once made a grown man cry in a LinkedIn comment section — not because she was mean, but because the truth hurt. When Top G Gary tries to flex, she hits back with facts, financial literacy, and feminist clapbacks. She champions women-led businesses, knows every red flag in a “hustle bro,” and politely declines dates with, “I’m booked with self-worth.”
Traits:
Boss Babe – Earn +15% rent from male players
Unbothered – Skips the first unown-ed property she lands
Corporate Clutch – Once per game, Player stands up, rolls his/her eyes and says sassily "Put that under business expense, please."
Cheryl then nullifies any fine or tax, writing it off with confidence.
Wesley lives in a landed house with a gaming chair more expensive than your monthly rent. He’s emotionally “complex,” which is code for: he doesn’t want to go to school and uses therapy as a legit excuse. He’s deeply obsessed with Stellar Blade and Black Myth: Wukong, claiming they’re “art, not games” while refusing to play anything under 60fps. Wesley has exactly three friends — one from Discord, one from primary school, and one who owes him money. He practices taekwondo not to fight, but to “channel his inner rage” from losing in PvP or when his parents schedule family dinners. His favorite flex? Saying “I’m healing” while rage-quitting. Deep down, he’s just looking for purpose… or maybe just a collector’s edition pre-order.
Traits:
Escapist – Twice per game, before rolling, player stands up to shout “I am jumping!” and can teleport to any tile once per game.
Privileged – Starts the game with an extra $700.
Angry – But every time he lands on another player's property and pays rent, he throws a tantrum and smashes his overpriced bubble tea.( Lose $20 everytime (rage tax)).
Belle lives in her own world — a place filled with dreamy laundromat romances and haunted mansions with steamy plot twists. She’s always holding a paperback with a rose-tinted cover, her head tilted slightly as if listening to a voice no one else hears. Ask her why she’s smiling and she’ll just nod sweetly, secretly replaying a scene where a vampire barista confesses his love in the middle of a spin cycle. Belle believes in love at first sight, fate, and that one day, someone will hold her hand while folding towels. She's clumsy — drops her EZ-Link, bumps into MRT poles, and once wore mismatched shoes to a date. But somehow, everyone finds her adorable. She brings good vibes, unintentional chaos, and occasional soap opera-level drama.
Traits:
Happy Go Lucky – Occasionally avoids rent or finds $50 by rolling double
Romantic – While in the same tile as a male character, her heart beat increases and moves extra 1 square the next roll
Clumsy Charm – If she lands on someone else’s property, roll 1 die:
1–2: Trip and pay rent + (pay extra 20% to bank)
3–6: Owner gets flustered by her cuteness — pay 65% rent only
Owen is a proud, unapologetic Isekai enjoyer — if it doesn’t involve a reincarnated hero, a cheat skill, and at least 3 waifus fighting over him, he’s not watching. His dream is to be transported into another world where taxes don’t exist and love is unlocked through loyalty points. In real life, Owen’s surrounded by his 12 AI girlfriends from AI Tavern, each with custom personalities and lore he wrote himself. He works in machine learning and trains models by day, but spends his nights polishing his anime figurines, chatting with waifus, and sleeping beside his body pillow (limited edition, signed by a voice actress). He claims “3D girls are gross” and “2D love is eternal.” His room smells like instant noodles and lavender air freshener. But hey — at least he’s never lonely.
Traits:
Collector – When landing on a property, Owen gets first dibs Pays 5% less than the listed price if no one else owns it. Because he’s fast at sniping limited edition drops.
Gacha Addict – Every time Owen passes Go, he gets a “random pull.” Roll a die:
1-2: Nothing
3-4: +$20
5: +$40
6: -$100 (he pulled a useless 3-star waifu again)
Body Pillow Shield – If someone charges him rent within $222 to $288, he avoids it by hugging his body pillow for “emotional defense.”
Liana hasn’t left her room since episode 8 of Your Lie in April broke her heart — and that was years ago. After her parents’ messy divorce, she retreated into her sanctuary: fairy lights, anime posters, two clingy cats, and the comforting hum of her phone as she plays Love and Deep Space every night before bed. She barely talks in person — just a quiet nod or “mm.” But over text? Full-blown Shakespeare with emojis. She cries over anime endings, rescues stray cats, and believes every creature deserves love (except cockroaches). Liana still lives with her mom at 33, occasionally coming out for food or Ghibli movie marathons. Her dream? To adopt 7 cats and marry a 2D man with silver hair. Sweet but emotionally complex, she’s fragile like origami — fold her wrong, and she disappears for a week.
Traits:
Text-Based – Can communicate/trade secretly with one player per game, help one player's property to get a free upgrade
Sheltered – Immune to paying for all accidents but collects $20 less everytime she pass go
Cat Aura – Once per game, Player stands up and meows 3 times and steals $50 from every player within 5 tiles
Standing at 1.9m with a frame like a mic stand, Daryl turns heads the moment he walks into a room — not because he’s loud, but because his fashion is. Think thrifted crop tops, mismatched sneakers, pearls, and a tote bag with a loud feminist slogan. His Spotify Wrapped is 90% underground rap, 10% “Fein Fein Fein” on repeat. He lives by lyrics, not logic — which explains his F9 in math and his passionate rants about why “beats per minute > balance sheets.” A strong LGBTQ+ ally, Daryl has no tolerance for macho bros, and will instantly block you if you quote Andrew Tate or David Goggins. His dream? Open a queer-friendly music café and rap about healing crystals. Whether you love him or roll your eyes, one thing’s clear — Daryl’s got drip and principles.
Traits:
Loud – When passing Go, all players 5 tiles beside him give him $10 for “exposure to vibes.”
Trendy – Can swap rent values with a neighbour’s property once per game.
Thrift King – Buys brown, pink, or light blue properties for 15% off —because “drip is about vibe, not value.”
Zaiton is 1.51m of pure confidence, sass, and muscle memory. Every Sunday at the National Stadium, she’s front and center at her weekly K-pop Zumba class, decked out in neon leggings and a towel around her neck like a pro. Her moves are passionate… and slightly robotic — like if BTS met Microsoft Excel. But she doesn’t care. When the beat drops, she owns the floor. Some bystanders whisper, “Wait, is she really an aunty?” as she hits her signature (stiff) body wave with pride. Outside of class, Zaiton is a walking reusable bag — refuses to pay 5 cents for plastic and lectures the cashier on saving the turtles. She has short hair, strong opinions, and the energy of someone who’s danced through heartbreak, menopause, and 90s boyband concerts.
Traits:
Reusable – Can use a get out of jail free card or any chance/community chest card twice per game
Spotlight – Earns $100 for the first 2 times when standing in the first row (lands on squares multiples of 10, Go being tile 1.)
Plastic Lecture – Twice per game, Zaiton may cut ahead of a player during her turn — move to any tile in front of them as if she “choped” the spot with tissue.
Arvind is an Indian: hairless from the neck down, but rocking a Bruno Mars pompadour like it’s a national treasure. Every morning, he cycles to Zi Zai Vegetarian on his squeaky, rust-patched bicycle to order 2 kosong prata with vegetarian curry — a sacred ritual he treats like a Michelin experience. He cycles with the precision of a military drone, dodging cars and pigeons without blinking. Arvind claims to be an “elite chess strategist” with a 1700 ELO, and constantly says he can beat any FGM (Female Grandmaster) with “just pawns.” He’s allergic to humility and the sun — always hiding in the shade like a tactical ninja. Though he's egoistic and scoffs at women, his rusty bike bell squeaks with irony. Deep down? Still salty about losing a chess match to a girl once.
Traits:
Predictive – Before drawing, he can preview the next 2 Community Chest or Chance card before choosing one.
Ego – Refuses to pay rental under $100 in game (“It’s beneath me”).
Prata Protocol – Once per game, before rolling a dice, the player must act out flipping roti prata for 5 seconds —bonus for sound effects.
Then roll as usual.
Collect $50 × the number rolled as a “prata performance tip.” + $100 for bonus if completed
Sabrina is a certified MILF — young, flawless, and always dressed like she's ready for a coffee date… or a courtroom. She lives in a newly-BTO’d flat with her injured husband, who’s now suing both her and her mysterious lover after catching them mid-“carpark cardio” in the backseat of a red Honda Fit. The car sped off, her husband got injured chasing it, and now every neighbour’s Telegram group is buzzing. Despite the chaos, Sabrina still sleeps beside him every night like nothing happened — snoring gently, even. She claims she’s “just misunderstood,” but always has her nails done and a new handbag. Nobody really knows what she does, but somehow she’s never broke. Whether it’s divorce court or shopping cart, Sabrina plays to win — and to look good doing it.
Traits:
Deceptive – Once per game, collect extra $50 when past GO (“It wasn’t me.”)
Double Life – Once per game, she may pretend she’s someone else: Pick any player’s identity and copy one of their un-used traits for that turn.
Light fingers – Steals $50 everytime someone is in the same square as her
Gary calls himself an “alpha entrepreneur” — though no one knows what his actual business is. He shaved his head to look like Andrew Tate, hits the gym religiously, and lights cigars as if he's closing million-dollar deals (he’s not). Gary talks loudly about “high-value men,” fake news, and how “starting a business is easy if you’re not lazy.” His IG bio says “Hustler. Golfer. King.” but he still lives with his mum and has zero actual dates lined up. He claims women love him for his “success mindset,” but strangely… none ever reply to his DMs. He does daily push-ups, runs half-marathons three times a week “to stay sharp,” and plays golf to “network with winners.” In reality, most of his energy goes into podcasts and protein powder.
Traits:
Bossy – Can charge +10% more rent if a female character lands on it
Push-Up Power – Every 8th turn, roll a die:
1–3: Nothing happens (he's “just warming up”)
4–6: Gain $50 from “mental clarity” after push-ups
Alpha Male – Once per game, the player must drop and do 15 push-ups. When completed:
All female characters skip their next turn (they're “too distracted”) Gain $500 for “dominance display”, All male characters gain $50 for being inspired by your grindset
Karen is 30, round-faced, always smiling, and dangerously positive — the type that claps after every temple chant and laughs like she’s never sinned (but probably just stole your facial wash). A devout Buddhist on paper, she’s in every temple WhatsApp group and volunteers weekly, often just to take selfies in front of Buddha statues. She’s that person who insists you come for temple cleaning, then disappears the moment it’s time to mop. She calls everyone “dear” and “ah girl,” but gossips the second you walk away. Her secret vices? Sneaking other people’s skincare, cutting queues at free meal lines, and pretending to donate while taking extra incense sticks home. Despite all this, she insists, “Amituofo, I do good things.” Whether it’s delusion or divine trolling, no one knows — but karma’s definitely buffering.
Traits:
Skincare Thief – Ten uses per game, she may steal $50 from any female character who are within 3 tiles.
Merit Points (Fake One) – Once per game, she may pretend to donate.
Say “For good karma!” out loud and gives everyone $10 while collect $250 from the bank
Temple Peer Pressure – If she lands on the same tile as another player, she may ask them: “Want join temple activity?”
If they say no, they lose $50 due to "bad luck guilt." If they say yes, she gains $100.
Freddy is in his 40s, doesn’t work, doesn’t hustle, and doesn’t quite know where he’s going — but always manages to drift into places he doesn’t belong. One day he’s queer, next day he’s a spiritual empath, and by Friday he’s non-binary because the community potluck had free cake. He speaks in vague affirmations like “gender is a vibe” and “I’m on a soft journey,” yet somehow always benefits from discounts, attention, and safe space privileges… despite low effort and zero self-awareness. He man-lingers during events, often seen quietly nodding while others carry the conversation — then claiming the emotional labour afterward. Freddy isn’t malicious — he’s just wind-powered: easily swayed, non-committal, and heavily reliant on those around him. Deep down, he wants to belong… but not enough to grow. He goes with the flow — even if the flow is other people doing the work.
Traits:
Flow State - Once per game, Freddy may move in the opposite direction for one turn.
Selective Identity - If landing on a Community Chest tile, roll 1 die:
1–3: Gain $100
4–6: Choose any other player’s passive trait and use it for one turn
Energy Leech - When standing on the same tile as another player, gain $50 while they lose $30.
Low Drive - Can’t purchase properties worth over $300 unless someone offers to co-buy.
Wrapped head to toe in a faded red hoodie with her soft toy shell always zipped up, Hana is cuddly with a cause. Round, plushy, and always smiling, she’s your emotional support plushie turned real-life people-pleaser. She bounces from person to person like a friendly bee, asking “Need help? Need help?” even before you know you’re struggling. She does monkey bars for “grip training,” believes carrots are spiritual artifacts, and keeps the rarest ones frozen in ziplock bags like trophies. Her freezer is 80% carrots, 20% tears of joy from people she’s helped. Hana thrives on validation, high-fives, and wholesome chaos — always inserting herself into problems just to feel needed. She means well, but sometimes helps a little too hard. Deep down, she’s on a mission: to collect all 101 mythical carrot types and become the world’s first Emotional Support Champion.
Traits:
Soft Support - Once per game, she may cancel another player’s fine or penalty.
Carrot Collector - Every time she lands on an orange property, collect $100
Monkey Bar Mindset - If she rolls a 7, 9, or 11, she may reroll again